Woman Attacks Farting Husband in Bed
A woman was arrested earlier this month for domestic battery after allegedly attacking her husband for farting in bed.
The flatulent attack occurred December 11 at around 3:20 a.m. at the home of Dawn Meikle in Port St. Lucie, Florida.
"Dawn began kicking him and eventually kicked him out of their bed," an affidavit obtained by TCPalm.com states.
Meikle's husband waited a few minutes to clear the air before going back to bed. However, another butt trumpet prompted the angry wife to begin elbowing and kicking him again.
Meikle told police she ran to the bathroom to call 911 and discharged a canister of pepper spray in the bedroom, according to the Miami Herald.
Dawn Meikle was charged with misdemeanor domestic battery and taken to the St. Lucie County jail and later released.