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Toker Calls Cops: ‘I’M TOO HIGH, MAN!’
A man in Austintown, Ohio, with a serious case of the munchies called police to complain that he was "too high."
Police responded to a call at around 5:20 p.m. on Friday and found the 22-year-old in the fetal position, surrounded by Doritos, Pepperidge Farm Goldfish, and Chips Ahoy …
Good Luck Tarik Ellinger
How cool would it be to be in a Superbowl commercial for Dorito's.  Well, Tarik Ellinger is one of 5 finalists so let's route for the home team here.