The K99 Crapper Caper – Who Broke Our Toilet? [POLL]

Some trouble went down at our studios after we left yesterday. It must have been a rough day. When we arrived to work this morning there was a slab of cardboard in front of the men's room. I wondered why until  I opened the door and saw the devastation.

The men's toilet had exploded!! There was a busted stool in the bathroom. How do you break a toilet like this? Did Charley have too many tacos? Is the new girl Mollie packing cement in her colon and shooting out mortar? Did a salesperson drop a missile, did it come from the big boss man or maybe a visitor who did a drive by or perhaps it was Drew at the front desk? Who do you think broke our throne? Please vote here and help us solve this crapper caper.