Most of us in Colorado probably don't consider there are places in the U.S. that frown upon facial hair, and I don't know if anyone does today, but several years back, in my working up the "radio ladder" (which has three rungs,) there was a certain station manager who would not hire you if you had even a mustache.  Later, in the wild west, I worked at another station where the women had more facial hair than the guys - but that's a blog for another day.

I wonder how much research BroBible did on this list, but then again, they do mention cities, not mountain villages and etc.  Admittedly, it would take forever to research every nook & cranny on the map for such leisurely information.

That said, here we go, the Top 50 in the nation face-fuzz fascination:

  1. Philadelphia
  2. Chicago
  3. Atlanta
  4. Washington, D.C.
  5. San Francisco
  6. Seattle
  7. Los Angeles
  8. Austin
  9. Portland, Oregon
  10. Denver
  11. Dallas
  12. New York
  13. Nashville
  14. San Diego
  15. Houston
  16. Phoenix
  17. San Antonio
  18. San Jose, California
  19. Fort Lauderdale
  20. Orlando
  21. Miami
  22. Winter Haven, Florida
  23. Palm Springs, California
  24. Irvine, California
  25. Sarasota, Florida
  26. West Palm Beach, Florida
  27. San Bernadino, California
  28. Niagra Falls
  29. Las Vegas
  30. Gary, Indiana
  31. Salt Lake City
  32. Greenville, South Carolina
  33. Hartford, Connecticut
  34. Trenton, New Jersey
  35. Pittsburgh
  36. Savannah, Georgia
  37. Allentown, Pennsylvania
  38. Oceanside, California
  39. Tampa, Florida
  40. Boston
  41. Minneapolis
  42. New Orleans
  43. Charleston, South Carolina
  44. Norfolk, Virginia
  45. Providence, Rhode Island
  46. Cleveland
  47. St. Petersburg, Florida
  48. Buffalo, New York
  49. Charlotte, North Carolina
  50. Lowell, Massachussetts

Yeah.  No... Fort Collins... Buena Vista... Durango... Glenwood Springs.  Whatever you say, Bro.  :)

And, behold, about as much facial hair as I'm able to produce at one time.  I know, I'm just a lumberjack through & through!

Geoff Gundy, TSM
Geoff Gundy, TSM

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