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Toker Calls Cops: ‘I’M TOO HIGH, MAN!’
Toker Calls Cops: ‘I’M TOO HIGH, MAN!’
Toker Calls Cops: ‘I’M TOO HIGH, MAN!’
A man in Austintown, Ohio, with a serious case of the munchies called police to complain that he was "too high." Police responded to a call at around 5:20 p.m. on Friday and found the 22-year-old in the fetal position, surrounded by Doritos, Pepperidge Farm Goldfish, and Chips Ahoy cookies...
Man Crashes Car, Huffs Keyboard Cleaner In Front Of Cops
Man Crashes Car, Huffs Keyboard Cleaner In Front Of Cops
Man Crashes Car, Huffs Keyboard Cleaner In Front Of Cops
A man who crashed his SUV into a guardrail on a Main interstate inhaled computer keyboard cleaner in front of the officer who pulled him over, police say. Sgt. Robert Ramsay tells the Portland Press Herald that police saw John Yates, 44, pull into a breakdown lane and pull out suddenly, nearly hitting a tractor-trailer...
Hungry Burglar Caught After Leaving DNA On Beef Jerky
Hungry Burglar Caught After Leaving DNA On Beef Jerky
Hungry Burglar Caught After Leaving DNA On Beef Jerky
If you're going to have a snack while robbing a house, make sure you finish eating it. This burglar didn't do that, and he (of course) got caught. Kristian Dee Evans, 33, stopped for a snack halfway through raiding the home of a 22-year-old student from Hong Kong in South Wales but made the mistake of leaving it behind when he fled...