11 Reasons Why Fort Collins Is Definitely, Completely, Totally the Worst
Everyone is always going on and on (and on) about how awesome Fort Collins is. Legitimate studies have even listed the Choice City as a great place to live if you love relaxation, enjoy top-notch barbecue, and hate cockroaches.
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I am here to tell you the opposite. Not only is Fort Collins not awesome, but it is also the actual worst. For example, cockroaches basically don't exist here. What if you like cockroaches?!
Okay, I'll admit it. That point is a bit of a stretch. But trust me, the Choice City really does suck.
For starters, there are too many choices here — do you spend your weekend at a brewery, hiking at Horsetooth, fishing in the Poudre, or perusing the shops in Old Town? Can we have less fun-filled options, please? The decision-making is exhausting.
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Even our nickname, the Choice City, is stressful. The pressure of being a "choice" destination is a lot to handle. It would be a lot easier to be a place that nobody wants to visit.
I think you're catching my drift, so I'll stop getting ahead of myself. Check out the 11 reasons that Fort Collins is definitely, completely, and totally the worst in the gallery below:
11 Reasons Why Fort Collins Is Definitely, Completely, Totally the Worst
By now, I'm sure you've figured out that I kid. Fort Collins is an amazing city. But Greeley?! Ugh. Check out 10 reasons why you should never move to Greeley in the gallery below.
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