Brian’s Perception Of Inception

I watched Inception last night. My brain hurts!!!! I have a rather short attention span and this movie was a lot of work for my head to process.

It takes about an hour and 15 into the movie before you even think you have a clue of what’s going on. One minute they are sitting a table talking, BAM, we are now on a snowy ski slope killing people, BAM, now we are floating weightless in an elevator, BAM, now falling off a bridge in a van into the water, BAM, I have a headache. How long does it take for a van to fall into the water anyway? I know this was critically acclaimed, but it was just too much work for me. I dreamed Leo DiCaprio confused the hell out of me for 2 and a half hours but I fear it really happened.