Booger Bandit on the loose at Colorado State University

I know this is gross, but it is 100% true. A booger bandit is on the loose at CSU in Fort Colllins. The crime happened in the building where my wife works on campus. Someone has been wiping their nose nuggets on the walls of the elevator. So far, there are no suspects. A number of signs were placed in the elevator, in an effort to make the suspected picker and flicker come clean or at least curtail his or her behavior.

The orange sign and the pink sign have been taken down, because some people found the wording to be offensive. However, others believed they were effective and to the point. Still, the signs came down, but the nose candy keeps showing up.

The green sign stayed because it is more politically correct and the powers that be, believe it will still be effective. Only time will tell if the hardened nasal mucus will continue to appear on the walls.

If you have any information about CSU's booger bandit, please contact Larimer County Crimestoppers.