Who Would you Rather Have Make you Meatloaf? [POLL]

Everyone likes meatloaf, but it seems everyone makes it differently, who would you like to see in your kitchen making meatloaf?

You never know what you'll find in your meatloaf... bell peppers, onions, carrots, french onion soup mix, rice... I've even seen eggs (hard boiled and cheddar cheese)

Take my poll and tell me who would you like in your kitchen making up this all American standard?