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The Torturous Exercise Regime Todd’s Wife Puts Him Through at The Gym

Todd using Elliptical Trainer
Jenny Harding, For TSM
Todd doing Crunches
Jenny Harding, For TSM

My wife Jenny and I work out at the gym together. Just take a look at me and you know I don’t make it there as often as I need to. My wife works out several times a week with a trainer. She calls her Mean Lady! Jenny is my Mean Lady, but I love her ;)

She makes me do stuff I wouldn’t normally do on my own. I honestly don’t have a problem putting in a little time on the Elliptical machine or the treadmill, but after that I start to have issues with her method of husband sculpting.

Here are my top-five least-favorite things that my wife makes me do at the gym:

5. Push ups - These arms aren’t made to push up 260 pounds.
4. Crunches – There are the old-fashioned kind and the kind you do on the machine. I hate both, but they are probably what I need the most.
3. Stair Stepper – This machine is truly a torture device. Try walking up a few dozen flights of stairs some time and see if you don’t feel the burn.
2. Squats – I really don’t care for leg exercises. I get all shaky and I am usually sore for a couple days after squats, even with the small amount of weight I use.
1. Lunges – These are the worst form of torture of all. Jenny tells me they will give me a nice butt. They give me sore butt. I can tell you that.

Todd Doing Squats with very little weight
Jenny Harding, For TSM

Doing pushups is not easy for a man who weighs 250+. Now trying it on one of these rickety things. It’s called a Bosu Ball, but it is basically a big round ball cut in half with a hard back. It supposedly helps strengthen your core because you use extra muscles to keep from rocking back and forth.

Todd doing Bosu Ball Pushups
Jenny Harding, For TSM

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