I have a history of having pets that get in trouble. My old dog Sinatra used to get in the garage freezer and eat all of my steaks. My old turtle Hammer was chewed up by my dog Sinatra and had to be taken to the vet and duct taped and plastered to keep its shell on. I had an albino underwater frog that jumped out of the aquarium and tried to run away. I have had a beta fish jump out of his bowl and into the toilet bowl and now I have destructive fish.

Brian Gary, TSM

Just the other night we were quietly sitting in the living room when we heard a strange noise. It was a knocking and splashing kind of sound. We looked out the windows and all around the house and could not find any signs of commotion anywhere. I then looked at the aquarium and noticed that my fish had destroyed the place. They were acting like drunk rock stars trashing a hotel room. They actually took a new bridge, that my wife had just bought and put into their home, and threw into the glass of the aquarium. They actually picked it up and tipped it on it's side. What the heck?!? How do they do this? I swear if these guys could get out of the tank they would put a pillow over my face and kill me in my sleep. I do not trust these two trouble makers.

Brian Gary, TSM