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New Texas Reality Show May Not Get Off The Ground

Texas Pride

You don’t have to be from Texas to know about Texas.  They think everything is bigger in Texas (don’t tell that to Alaskan’s) and for the most part, we all know you don’t mess with Texas.

There was news flying around FB this morning and if it’s on the internet it must be true, right?  So here it is:  Survivor – Texas Style.  Here’s how it would have went down.

The lucky contestants will all start in Dallas, drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, then over to Houston and down to Brownsville. They will then proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Odessa, Midland, Lubbock, and Amarillo. From there they will go on to Abilene, Fort Worth and then back to Dallas.

Each contestant will drive a pink Prius with and must chose 5 of the following bumper stickers:

  • I’m A Democrat
  • Amnesty For Illegals
  • I Love The Dixie Chicks
  • Boycott Beef
  • I Voted For Obama
  • George Strait Sucks
  • Re-elect Obama In 2016
  • Vote Eric Holder Texas Governor
  • Rosie O’Donnell Is Texas Born
  • I Love Obama Care and Chuck Schumer
  • Barney Frank Is My Hero
  • I Side With Jane Fonda
  • It’s Bush’s Fault
  • Islam Is A Peace-Loving Religion
  • I’m Here To Confiscate Your Guns

Contestants will start in Dallas, drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, then over to Houston and down to Brownsville. They will then proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Odessa, Midland, Lubbock, and Amarillo. From there they will go on to Abilene and Fort Worth. Finally back to Dallas.

Winner is the first to actually make it back to Dallas.  Now THAT is a “survivor” show I would actually watch.

Editors Note:  This is not actually real, we call this ‘satyr’ in the journalism world.

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