Naked Man Steals Dump Truck in Weld County
Well, this is something you don't hear about every day... A Greeley man could be facing felony charges after he allegedly stole three different vehicles one night in August.
One of those vehicles stolen was a dump truck... While he was naked. Yep, you heard me right! Nile Kirkpatrick told Weld County Sheriff's Deputies on August 15th that he was running from people for 6 to 7 hours. Apparently, while running from these people who are not mentioned, he snuck into a garage off of Weld County Road 13. Police believe he found some tater tots in the fridge, cooked them in a microwave, ate them and then stole a 2002 Chevy Duramax. He crashed the truck not long after and his clothes were found inside.
Now naked, he stole another Chevy pickup truck and then proceeded to crash it into a pond near the owner of the truck's house. Still naked, he ran down a hill and then proceeded to steal a dump truck! Police later found the dump truck abandoned near by.
Source: Greeley Tribune