My Nightly Clothes Pile Makes My Wife Think I Was Abducted By Aliens – Brian’s Blog

I have a nightly ritual of standing beside my side of the bed and getting out of my real world clothes then climbing into my sweat pants. I kick off my boots, drop my jeans and then off with the shirt. That is just how I roll.

My wife will walk by my side of the room and comment on the pile. She claims it looks like a spaceship hovered over me and beamed me up leaving my clothes behind. I hate the thought of me being lifted to a spacecraft without clothes. If aliens see me naked it could cause a cosmic meltdown. What do think? Is my wife right? Am I the only guy who does this?