Is it just me or does it seem like the Olympics are a half a world away?  Time delayed delays; I just can't do it.  I have spent more time watching these goats.

Go ahead, set your DVR and grab a TV dinner and sit back and watch some real talent. Try this with 4 beer drinking buddies and you're onto something.  Not for me though, I'll be the old goat at the end keeping things moving.

Kid, get moving before I put a horn where the sun doesn't shine!