The last time I checked, my wife and I had two heads, a few arms and legs and a couple of torsos between the two of us. Why do we need 15 different products to care for these parts in the shower? My shower ledge is more populated than most small nations. Where do all these products come from and why do we need them?

Do we really need different soaps for different parts of the body? How many steps are there to a clean head? I think we just need one big bottle of "wash" and it should be good enough for all of our parts. I counted 15 different grooming products in the shower alone. How about you? How many are lined up in your shower right now?