Is It Just Me or Do Women Seem to Lose Their Keys More Often Than Men?
Now and then I try to dive into the little mysteries of life. I will try to find out if you go over or under with your toilet paper. I will ask if you hate mayonnaise as much as I do or maybe ask how many items you have on your shower ledge. I try to solve life's perplexities like this one.
I know this may get me in trouble but I don’t care. I love and respect women big time but I have one huge complaint. Why are women always losing their keys? This is not a sexist comment. I have lived with women my entire life and this is not an opinion, it is fact. Women lose their keys at least 10 times more often then men.
I do not, for the life of me, understand this. I can’t tell you how many times I have seen my wife or daughter rifle through their purses and coat pockets and every other possible spot wondering where they put those darn keys. I even have a key hanger right in the entry way of the house. You walk in, hang up your keys, and go into the living area. Could not be more simple than that. Every thing has a place and the place for the keys are on the KEY HANGER!
This morning I got ready and was heading out the door to go to work. I reached for the keys on the key hanger and the hanger was empty. Not a set of keys to be found anywhere. I searched for 20 minutes before finally waking my wife and hollering for my keys. She had both sets in her purse! You use the key to open the door. How hard is it to then immediately reach to your right and hang them up? I know this can happen to guys too but I am convinced that 95% of key misplacement is caused by the female gender. Am I wrong? Sound off and let me know.