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How Much Toilet Paper Do You Use Per Session? – Brian’s Blog

7 sheets of toilet paper
Brian Gary, TSM

Toilet paper has caused debates in this country for years. We argue if it should go over or under, how many plys we should have, what brand is the softest and more. I am like a jazz artist so I refer to my trips to the restroom as “sessions”. A recent survey asked Americans how much toilet paper they use per session in the bathroom. I was blown away to hear the average number was 7. SEVEN!! I can’t even blow my nose with just 7 sheets. How tiny are these people? I know I wrap my hand like a mummy and use about half a roll a visit. Even those cartoon bears in the woods were using at least a dozen. If it doesn’t ball up like a huge snowball you aren’t using enough. Let that roll flow and use what you need. If people are really only seven sheets I am going to be shaking a lot less hands.

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