I thought girls didn't poop, especially pretty ones. Well, I guess this proves that they do, and also pretty boys do too. Denver Broncos pretty boy and wide receiver has a brand new reality TV show with his soon to be wife Jessie James and in the very first episode we found out that they do indeed poop. 

“Eric & Jessie: Game On” premiered on E! on Sunday just hours after Decker and the Broncos demolished the Eagles in Denver.

The clip below didn’t make the show, but it captured James and Decker trying cake samples prior to their wedding. During the sampling, James quietly asked Decker if their poop will glitter after eating a cupcake with glitter on it. Decker asked the cake lady...

If anything, it should be a selling point for wedding planners: “Even Your Poop Will Shimmer.”