I have never made it a secret that I hate flying. I hate everything about it. I hate the airport, the winged tube of airless discomfort, the heights and the packed quarters. I am in hell the whole time.

One of the main reasons I can't stand flying is that I am a big man and the airlines are not big man friendly. I sit the entire flight with my arms crossed trying not to flow over into the other seats.

I have decided to start a new airline that caters to the large Americans out there. Check out the video of me explaining my new career idea. You may want to invest with me.

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