Brian Gary Discusses Inventing Women’s Underwear Made of Cheetos [VIDEO]

I admit that I have a twisted brain. It is what led me to a career in radio. I have made a living out of my messed up way of thinking and if this radio thing doesn't work out I know it will still take me places. I am always trying to think of a great invention that the world desperately needs and I think I may have it this time.

I am the parent of a daughter and the grandparent of a granddaughter, so it is my duty to teach them to respect themselves and demand it from those who are with them...especially boys. You have to be a certain kind of special to get my permission to be with the girls of my blood. That is where my partnership with Cheetos comes in. I want to create a line of young women's undergarments that are made of Cheetos. That way if your daughter or granddaughters date shows to drop her off afterwards and has orange hands...you may beat him senseless on the spot. Take a listen to my brilliant idea here.