Baggy Pants Get Outlawed!
I never thought that there would come a day where I could say, baggy pants get outlawed and fines will be given to offenders.
It's true, if you wear baggy pants you will be ticketed, in Louisiana. Terrebonne Parish, Louisiana has said that is enough and have voted 8 to 1 to ban baggy drawers!
How much will a violation cost you? First offenders will be fined $50 dollars with second offenders getting fined twice that amount. What happens if you're a third time offender, you'll pay a $100 dollar fine AND get 16 hours of mandatory community service. If you still insist on wearing your pants below your waist and walking like a Ninja Turtle after a night of too much pizza, you'll have to face the judge for his/her own punishment plan.
Before you go off on a tangent about Louisiana stepping up and speaking out against baggy pants, they aren't alone. The hip style has been banned in Chicago schools, a town in Georgia has collected fines for the offense and other states have started talking about their own baggy pant ban.