We are back with another edition of "Fort Collins Craigslist Missed Connections" and there have been plenty of new ones in the past week.

Who knows...someone could've spotted you in King Soopers?

Or maybe you were seen while working out at the Fort Collins Club.

Whether you think these are weird...or useful...someone could be eyeing you for romance. Here they are, and let's see if you can be spotted in this weeks edition.

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"We meet Sunday afternoon, We were having a great time and had a lot of things in common, I knew I would regret not getting your phone number but your roommate look like they were ready to go. If you think I am talking about you, I would like to continue our conversation maybe let me know our names? what we spoke about? or maybe what cars we left in?"

I'm still interested of why this missed connection had to include the word "SUP" in the subject line. That must be the keyword for picking someone up?

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"We were there Sunday early evening (August 30, 2015)... our eyes met several times in the restaurant... you are a strikingly beautiful blonde with eyes and a smile that lit up the restaurant, even though it was day time... but I didn't know if you were there with someone so I didn't want to impose. Our eyes met again as you were walking out. I had my phone number written on a piece of paper in case you came closer to my car. I was in a black car... you got into the back of a pickup truck with several others...
If you're not in a relationship, I'd LOVE to hear back from you! If you get this and you do reply, please respond with the color of the truck you got in to (in the subject line), so that I know that you're not a spammer, or someone else! If you could attach a picture as well, just to make sure, and some way to get in contact with you, I'll be sure to reply asap!!
I really hope I hear back from you! You're beautiful!!"

The fry sauce has that effect...

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"There I was, walking to my bike after the food truck rally on Tuesday evening...

The sun was setting, the birds were chirping and a soft breeze rippled gently through the trees...

Out of the corner of my eye, I glimpsed a dark shadow that crossed my path, approximately 5'6" in height.

The shadow blocked out the sun for the briefest moment in time, as I felt a slight pressure on my lips.

I think I was kissed by a ninja. I'm hoping it was a female ninja.

I know this is a long shot, but I'm hoping to find you."

My guess is you were kissed by Raphael. Or maybe Michelangelo. 

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"Friday night 8/28 930ish. I followed you into Greeley on CR 31. You were a gorgeous muscular man on a motorcycle. You were driving without hands for part of the time. I would love to get to know you and maybe ride on the back of that bike. We stopped at the light at 4th street and I turned left, you went straight.

Let me know what color your bike was and what you were doing when driving with no hands."

What you were driving with no hands? That's getting technical...and deep...

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"Our kids go to the same school. And I see you waiting for the bell to ring every afternoon on the playground. Too shy to come up to you and don't want to give away too much info here. But your dreamy. Haven't noticed a ring. Usually wearing a hat, sunglasses, beard, tattoos...yellow running shoes...Coyote ridge ele??"

Am I the only person that finds this one weird? I mean...they all are. But this one...hmmm...

 

 

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