World’s Largest Bird Dropping [PHOTO]

I have complained for some time now that the birds in my neighborhood have been using my car as target practice for their precision pooping team and I have the proof. Every day my car is tagged by these critters. I thought they were robins or doves but now after seeing this, I think they are pterodactyls. I am going to start leaving out a bowl of Ammodium  AD and see if that helps.