If this football thing doesn't work out for Von Miller he could certainly be a Good Morning Guy. He has all the necessary skills. He is funny, hard working and highly flatulent. There was a story earlier this year about Von getting fined at Bronco meetings for breaking wind and apparently that problem has followed him to Dancing With the Stars.

Von is competing right now on the hit show and while he is ripping up the dance floor on the show he is apparently ripping something else during practice. His dance partner Witney Carson has had it with his talking backside and is fining him $100 per incident. If I implemented that system with Todd and donated the money I could probably send 13 northern Colorado kids to college. If Von doesn't win the mirror ball trophy maybe he will at least win a super powered Glade Stick-up.

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