dumb crimes

A woman allegedly high on synthetic weed, known as "spice," went on a crazy naked rampage in a Subway restaurant, causing nearly $15,000 worth of damage. At 5 p.m. the night of the incident, Nikki Abrell entered the Alaskan Subway location, locked herself in the restroom for 2 hours, emerged completely naked, and went absolutely nuts...

A man in Austintown, Ohio, with a serious case of the munchies called police to complain that he was "too high." Police responded to a call at around 5:20 p.m. on Friday and found the 22-year-old in the fetal position, surrounded by Doritos, Pepperidge Farm Goldfish, and Chips Ahoy cookies...

The death of a woman who got butt enhancement injections is being ruled a homicide, police sources say. Blanche Barnwell, 40, the director of health coordination at BOOM!Health, died August 4 in her Bronx apartment. The medical examiner's office determined her death was a homicide caused by "silicone injections in the buttocks," which caused an embolism...

The parents of a 20-month-old girl left her on a beach for 2 hours on Tuesday while they went jogging with no clothes on, police say. Cody Bourgeois, 32, and Monique Bourgeois, 35, were arrested and charged with child desertion and obscenity after a man found their daughter alone, thirsty, and covered in bug bites on Holly Beach in Louisiana...

A burglary suspect was arrested this month for what he wore in a 2014 mugshot. Derek Benson, 30, was caught when the owner of a Coco Libre sweatshirt recognized his attire in the mugshot, which had been stolen from his residence. The victim works for the coconut water company, a police representative says...

The Snowmass Village bike bandit is no longer on the loose. Police arrested a man they caught stealing a bicycle from a parked vehicle after receiving multiple reports of recent bike thefts - many of the bikes were cut from the vehicles they were secured to...

It's the ultimate breakup revenge: aiding police in busting your husband and his fake ID operation. Marcelo Romero Pajarito is now facing 60 felony counts of forgery for his fake ID operation in Denver. Ana Rosa Valle-Saracay, angered by Pajarito's alleged infidelity and threats, got even by informing Denver police that her husband had been making and selling fake IDs and insurance information for

Hip hop artist Chris Brown is a "person of interest" in an investigation following his performance at the Pepsi Center on Sunday night. A woman claims she was "forcibly thrown off" of Brown's tour bus after refusing to give up her cell phone - violating Brown's "no cell phone" policy...

A Wyoming mother and stepfather have been jailed after their teenage son died of alcohol poisoning - a result of trying to "teach him a lesson" about the dangers of drinking. Kendal Ball, 16, died at his home in Urie, Wyoming, on July 7...

When you text someone about a drug deal or any other illegal activity, just make sure you know who you're talking to. William Lamberson, 29, of Port St. Lucie, Florida, accidentally texted the captain of the Martin County Sheriff's Narcotics Unit last month, thinking he was a drug dealer...

A woman in rural Oklahoma took a crazy mugshot - and threatened to sue the local newspaper for running her picture 3 times in a week. Velna I. Vanbuskirk, 50, was charged with assault with a deadly weapon on August 21 after threatening her neighbor and her neighbor's dog with a knife...

A mom in the U.K. was caught with nearly $1,000 worth of cocaine she said she bought to celebrate her daughter's 18th birthday. Nicola Austen, 37, had nearly 6 grams of the drug at home where she was arrested. She told the court it was a gift for her teenage daughter and planned to snort the cocaine with her to "have a good time" on a night out in London...