A man in Austintown, Ohio, with a serious case of the munchies called police to complain that he was "too high."
Police responded to a call at around 5:20 p.m. on Friday and found the 22-year-old in the fetal position, surrounded by Doritos, Pepperidge Farm Goldfish, and Chips Ahoy cookies...
What to put out for snacks on Superbowl Sunday can be as easy as pushing that last yard for a touchdown or as hard as a 63 yard field goal. Let's push for easy.