We get news today that Pope Benedict XVI is resigning at the end of the month. This is the first time in 600 years this has happened. He sights his physical condition as one of the reasons for stepping away. We wish him the best with his health and hope finds peace in the rest of his years.

I got to thinking though. What if he does what a lot of people do and second guess the retirement. What else could he do? I have a few ideas....

He could open a Pope's Pizza and Pasta shop.
He could coach the Lakers because it would take a Godly man to pull that off.
He could open a Pope's One Hour Martinizing shop.
He could go to Hollywood and star in 2 Broke Girls and the Pope or a remake of The Fresh Pope of Bel-Air.

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