You Won’t Believe How Many People Are Injured By Toilets Every Year! Have You Ever Suffered A Toilet Injury? [POLL]

I have been injured by my toilet many times. My feet have fallen asleep because my session went too long and I have toppled over when I tried to get up and my face hit the towel rack. I have cracked the toilet seat before and pinched my leg so hard that it drew blood. I have even twisted my ankle before when the toilet seat came unhooked and bucked me off  like a rented mule.  Have you ever been injured by the toilet?

According to Wiki Answers, over 40,000 toilet-related injuries occur in the U.S. each year. Elvis even died on the toilet! Movie star Lupe Velez accidentally drowned in her toilet. Great Britain's King George II fell off of his toilet and died. It's a dangerous place.