Why Do Women Always Lose Or Misplace Their Keys? – Brian’s Blog
I know this may get me in trouble but I don’t care. I love and respect women big time but I have one huge complaint. Why are women always losing their keys? This is not a sexist comment. I have lived with women my entire life and this is not an opinion, it is fact. Women lose their keys at least 10 times more often then men.
I do not, for the life of me, understand this. I can’t tell you how many times I have seen my wife or daughter rifle through their purses and coat pockets and every other possible spot wondering where they put those darn keys. I even have a key hanger right in the entry way of the house. You walk in, hang up your keys, and go into the living area. Could not be more simple than that. Every thing has a place and the place for the keys are on the KEY HANGER!
This morning I got ready and was heading out the door to go to work. I reached for the keys on the key hanger and the hanger was empty. Not a set of keys to be found anywhere. I searched for 20 minutes before finally waking my daughter and hollering for my keys. She had both sets in the diaper bag! You use the key to open the door. How hard is it to then immediately reach to your right and hang them up? I know this can happen to guys too but I am convinced that 95% of key misplacement is caused by the female gender. Am I wrong? Sound off and let me know.