Why Brian Gary Could Never Be A Victoria’s Secret Runway Model
November 29, 2011 7:11 AM 
It looks like my career as a Victoria’s Secret model is over before it begins. I was going to toss on a thong and some angel wings and hit the runway tonight for the fashion show but I am not willing to go do the diet plan they do before the show. Before I perform I usually like to eat a bacon sandwich so I don’t get fatigued during my exhausting runway session but these ladies don’t even eat a bacon bit before the show.
I would also feel very out of place with my $8 pair of Fruit of the Loom while Miranda Kerr is modeling a $2.5 million dollar bra.
The show airs tonight at 9 on KCNC channel 4.
Veteran Victoria’s Secret Angel Adriana Lima revealed to the Telegraph newspaper just how the models do it.
Lima has been working out every day with a personal trainer since August. For the last three weeks, she’s been working out twice a day. Lima drinks a gallon of water a day. For nine days before the show she will drink only protein shakes – “no solids”. The concoctions include powdered egg. Two days before the show she will abstain from the gallon of water a day, and “just drink normally”. Then, 12 hours before the show she will stop drinking entirely.
More From K99
200 Motorcycles Escort Vietnam Memorial Travelling Wall From Berthoud To Veterans Park In Fort Collins [PICTURE GALLERY]
Realities For Children Host Biggest Motorcycle Event In Colorado This Weekend [VIDEO]
Sgt. 1st Class Trenton L. Rhea From Oakley Kansas Among 4 Who ‘Gave Their All’ Last Week – Week 20 Honor Post
Leave a Comment