My wife loves me. I know that, but sometimes she is mean.  Here is a perfect example.  She knows I love ice cream, yet she buys me the teeny tiny miniature-sized tubs of ice cream.

It seems nice at first glance, but these things are so small that it barely wets my voracious appetite for the cold and creamy substance that I crave so much.  I am a big boy.  I need a big helping of ice cream.  Some might say, "She is just trying to keep you healthy.  She is doing it because she loves you."  I cry "Bull Jive".  She just doesn't want a chubby hubby ;)  Where is the concern for my happiness?

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