I have been talking about it for a long time and today we finally get to destroy me cell phone. I asked for suggestions of how to destroy that bad boy and we have taken the best and will do them today.

We are heading to Susan's barn today armed with guns, ammo, Bisquick, a stick, Mentos, Diet Coke, a deep fryer, feathers, molasses, a shovel and a belt. This is gonna get ugly. I had made a list of everything I would need for this execution and my daughter said that if I dropped my list and the cops found it they would think I was a terrorist. We will film the whole mess and have it for you later this week. I do this for all who have been violated by their phones. We win!!!

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