Today is Water a Flower Day – How I Killed My Wife’s Pansies
Today is “Water a Flower Day”, as is every May 30th. Why couldn’t we have celebrated that holiday last week? That’s when my Wife left town for a week and left me in charge of the plants. While she was gone, I killed her Pansies! Today is a holiday that could have saved them.
I forgot to water them. Yes, I am a Pansy killer! I didn’t mean to. I just forgot. I got busy. My brain doesn’t work as well as it used to and even then it was running on low power. When it comes to plants I either starve them or drown them. Luckily my wife is very forgiving.
I also forgot to get the mail. Thank goodness there was nothing I could kill in our mailbox.
At least I remembered to feed the cats. They wouldn’t let me forget! Just look at em’, the poor little starving creatures.
So don’t forget to water your flowers today! It’s a holiday! Celebrate – so you don’t do to your Pansies, what I did to Jenny’s.