Teller Lake in Boulder is Taken Over by Goldfish [VIDEO]

The goldfish are coming! The goldfish are coming! It sounds like a bad science fiction movie but it is really happening. Teller Lake in Boulder has been overrun with goldfish. According to 9News the fish were more than likely pets that were dumped in the lake and have now multiplied big time.

They say there are a couple of ways to deal with them. They could drain the lake and start over or use a boat with an electro shocker on the front that stuns the fish and then they would scoop them up and take them to a raptor sight as feed.

I think they should set up a stand with plates and pennies and let the area kids try to pitch pennies for goldfish like at the carnival. They could also use inebriated college students to just swallow the lake with the goldfish but no one asked for my help on this situation. Strange things are going on in Boulder.