First of all, let me say that I never understood how Turkey's got so lucky... I mean, when we eat a big old steak, we don't parade around before hand with cow decorations and such. As a matter of a fact, I would not want to eat a steak if there was a big old cow centerpiece on the table. But Turkey's, they are sure celebrated before we murder them for Thanksgiving dinner! Here a just a few ways you can celebrate Thanksgiving that will probably result in the loss of friends.