Solving The Mystery Of Donald Trump’s Hair

There are many mysteries in the world. How the pyramids were built, whatever happened to Jimmy Hoffa, who put the bop in the bop shoo whoop shoo whoop and what is the deal with Donald Trump’s hair? The mystery has been solved in a recent interview with Rolling Stone magazine where he gave a detailed explanation of why his hair looks the way it does.

“OK, what I do is, wash it with Head and Shoulders. I don’t dry it, though, I let it dry by itself. It takes about an hour.” He then reads the newspapers and watches TV. “I then comb my hair. Yes, I use a comb.” He said. “Do I comb it forward? No, I don’t comb it forward.” The Donald then revealed his hairline and said, “I actually don’t have a bad hairline. When you think about it, it’s not bad. I mean, I get a lot of credit for comb-overs. But it’s not really a comb-over. It’s sort of a little bit forward and back. I’ve combed it the same way for years. Same thing, every time.”

As we can see it takes a little work and bit of time to create that perfect “Muppet died on my head” look.