Name a Cockroach After Your Ex… Just In Time For Valentine’s Day!

Does your ex make your skin crawl like a pest? If you answered yes, then I have the perfect thing for you! You can name a cockroach at the Brooklyn Zoo in New You can name it after your ex if you'd like!

These aren't your run of the mill average cockroach you'd find scavenging your pantry at 3 a.m. after you have awoken from a deep slumber in the need of late night nourishment session. These are Madagascar Hissing Cockroaches! Imagine one of those little... err... big bugs hissing at you when you went to go grab your beloved potato chips. Freaked out and skin crawling yet? Good! I'm doing my job!

The Bronx Zoo will let you name a cockroach for just $10 and you'll get a certificate sent to you digitally. If you'd like to go big, you can spend $25 and you'll get a printed certificate and a box of Nunu chocolates from Brooklyn, New York.

Seems like a fun thing to do right? What would you name a roach?