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My Favorite Stupid Cold Weather Joke – Brian’s Blog

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I am not much of a joke guy but I love this one. Since it is very cold today I thought I would share my favorite cold weather polar bear joke.

A baby polar bear comes up to his mom and says “mommy, you are 100% polar bear right?” “Yes baby” said the mom. “And your mom and dad were 100% polar bear too?” the baby inquired. Again the mother bear said “yes dear they were”. The young bear continues the questioning. “How about Dad? Is he 100 % polar bear?” “Of course he is honey” said the mom. “And his mom and dad were 100% polar bear too?” asked the young one. “They sure were” mom said. “So I am without a doubt 100% polar bear huh?” the little bear asked once again. “Yes you are without a doubt 100% polar bear. Why do you ask little bear?” questioned mom. “Because I am so darn cold” said the little one. So simple and stupid but I love it.

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