My house is a bit of zoo. I have fish, grand kids, 2 dogs and 2 ducks. This morning was turn for duck duty. I had to get the ducks from their sleeping chambers in the garage and move them out the backyard cage that they spend the days in.

Ducks in yard
Brian Gary, TSM
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I was up and about around 3 am this morning and went out back to tend to my feathered friends. I have to leave the dogs in when I get the ducks out so they don't chase them. The dogs are still getting used to having birds in the backyard. It was early so I just went out back in my underwear. It was 3 am so it wasn't like anyone was going to see me. I grabbed my baseball glove, which I find makes it easier to scoop up a duck in than my bare hand, and went to put them in the cage. I got the first duck in and scooped up the other one which then jumped from my glove. I then heard my dog Chevy, who had opened the screen door by himself, come barking our way. I was panicking trying to scoop up the duck in my ball glove and keep the dog away at the same time. It was pitch black out there and I didn't want to loose sight of the duck. I thought I was going to have another heart attack chasing them around. You could hear "Bark Bark Bark" "Quack Quack Quack" and me hollering a bunch of bowling words. I finally got the duck gloved and into the hut. I can tell you that chasing a duck around in your underwear while wearing a ball glove will wake you quicker than a pot coffee.

To my neighbors who may have heard a commotion this morning, I apologize and you should just be thankful you did not come outside and see what was happening.

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