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Man Drives Lawnmower to Strip Club Near Greeley

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First off, yes, there is a strip club that is in Greeley. Well kind of anyway. It’s in Garden City which is basically a street in Greeley. Secondly, no, you cannot get your fix by riding a lawnmower to the strip club if they took away your drivers licence. 

Weld Counties Kenneth Welton, 53, learned that the hard way. He was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence Tuesday (July 22) after a Weld County Sheriff’s deputy found him leaving a Garden City bar on a lawnmower.

The habitual traffic offender with a revoked licence was seen leaving leaving The Good Time Towne Tavern (strip club) on his riding mower, and a bartender at another Garden City bar told cops that he entered their bar drunk.

Welton was booked into the Weld County Jail on suspicion of aggravated driving after being designated as a habitual traffic offender, a class-6 felony; driving under the influence, a misdemeanor; driving an off-highway vehicle while prohibited, a petty offense; and reckless driving, a traffic violation.

No video was taken of the events, but I bet it looked something like this…

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