Shut. Up. I just bought Powerball and Lotto tickets just yesterday at King Soopers in Windsor.  It makes me feel like I was ‘this close!’

Mega Millions Lottery Jackpot Rises Past $600 Million
Scott Olson, Getty Images
loading...

The Reporter-Herald has the story of how somebody won $4M playing the ‘Mega Millions’ Lottery!  They bought their ticket at the King Soopers store in the Orchards Shopping Center!  Come on, really? King Soopers? In Loveland? Who is this person?

A Mr. Donald B. That’s all we know, as he told lottery officials to not publish any photos or his last name.  I know a Don Bugg from my days at Loveland High School; could it be him? Nah, he doesn’t seem like the lottery type.  Donald B.  We don’t even know if this Donald B. is from Loveland. Donald B. could be from Missouri for all we know, and was just passing through and thought he’d try his luck.

Donald B. Donald be rich, that’s for certain.

Is this frustrating to you?  How will you roll, now? Does the fact that this King Soopers sold a big payoff ticket make you more or LESS likely to buy your next ticket(s) there? Me? I am still willing, because I play Powerball and Lotto.. not Mega Millions.

Damn! Why didn’t I buy a Mega Millions?

Good luck to you, and congratulations to…..Mr. Donald B.

 

More From K99