My great challenge with Clean Off Your Desk Day is that I need everything on it.
Granted a radio studio doesn't allow for much space, but I do have the necessities

I keep my pen with a rose attached to it and so far that has kept it from disappearing.
Also, there's a Sharpie with a plastic spoon taped to it as a reminder to anyone who
uses it not to walk off with it. I once had a scissor with my name written on it.

It's National Clean Off Your Desk Day which as I understand means I can clean off YOUR desk...hide your scissors.