How Todd Lost His Guy Card This Time
Every man is born with a Guy Card. Some of us just can’t can’t seem to hold on to ours. Over the years I have had a number of Guy Card violations. Yes, at times I have done things that could be considered less than manly. I did just that again yesterday.
It wasn’t just one thing. It was a series of events that led to my Guy Card being revoked. Here are my violations from yesterday:
- I watched “Ellen” yesterday afternoon by myself…and I enjoyed it!
- My wife and I spent $48 on hair-care products yesterday….for me!
- I watched the finale of “The Bachelor” last night…and I cried!
- The worst part was my wife was the one who took my Guy Card away!
I humbly accept whatever punishment will be levied against me by the Guy Card Council for my violations! If you ever have any questionable behavior or need clarification on a possible Guy Card violation, please call Brian and Todd Monday-Friday from 5 to 9 a.m. at 1-800-500-2599!
You may also admit to or report a Guy Card violation in the comment section below!