Highly Flatulent Denver Bronco Getting Fined for Outbursts

I can't imagine how much money Todd would lose if we implemented this system. Apparently the Denver Broncos have had enough of Von Miller and his outbursts. I am not talking about verbal outbursts. I am talking about anal outbursts. According to reports Von has a very vocal colon and his eruptions are causing problems in team meetings.

The problem has gotten so bad that the Broncos are now fining Miller for each of his rectal blasts. He claims it is unhealthy to hold it in and needs to vent. I totally understand where Von is coming from. I think he should get a free 'pass' for each tackle he makes this year. I am going to start fining Todd for similar actions and will save the money in a jar. I figure by the end the year we should be able to send 7 local high school students to college with the money collected.