Greeley-Evans Crime Log: Rubbing Alcohol, Binoculars and Spy-Proof Shoes

Well, another Greeley-Evans Crime log is out and this one might just be for the record books. This one includes rubbing alcohol, some binoculars and...spy-proof shoes?

As the Greeley Tribune reported, this log is from June 5th through June 9th.

Friday, June 5

1:15 p.m.: A woman went to the Greeley Police Department to a report a man who was responding to “for sale” ads on Craigslist and inquiring if sellers would accept “special massages” as payment for certain items.

6:15 p.m.: Evans police responded to Meadowview Court over a report that a man threatened to beat up a family member for not allowing his niece to attend a birthday party.

Saturday, June 6

10:30 a.m.: Greeley police responded to a hospital in the 6900 block of 10th Street for a report of a woman who got into her car after being administered Percocet.

11:15 a.m.: Greeley police responded to the 100 block of E. 20th Street to meet with a resident who wanted to make a report about the “dirty looks” he was receiving from his neighbors.

11:30 a.m.: Greeley police responded to a dog park in the 5200 block of F Street for a report of a man driving a green Saturn who had parked in the parking lot and cleaned his body with rubbing alcohol before inspecting a trunk full of women’s clothing.

3:15 p.m.: Greeley police responded to the 1600 block of 11th Street for a report of a bat hissing at a resident inside his home. The bat couldn’t fly, so it was euthanized by an animal control officer and disposed of in the trash. It was not in human or pet contact.

7:15 p.m.: Greeley police responded to the 1900 block of 11th Avenue for a report of a 10-year-old who had been playing in a dumpster for more than two hours.

Sunday, June 7

10:30 a.m.: Greeley police responded to the 700 block of 15th Street to speak to a woman who wanted legal advice about whether she could use binoculars to look at her neighbors. The caller said the neighbors were using binoculars to look at her, but she wanted to make sure it was legal before she did the same.

5 p.m.: Greeley police responded to 54th Avenue for a theft report. When officers arrived, a man said he watched two girls steal a skateboard from a neighbor’s yard. The man ran after the girls, caught up with them, recovered the skateboard and took their picture with his cell phone while they were crying. The man wanted police to respond to the area, so he could file a report.

8 p.m.: Evans police responded to a flooded area near 65th Avenue and 49th Street for a report of a snake in the middle of the road. The caller wanted police or city officials to respond and post signs warning residents about the snake.

Monday, June 8

9:30 a.m.: Greeley police responded to 4th Street and 54th Avenue for a report of a duck and eight ducklings that appeared to be looking for water.

9:30 a.m.: Greeley police responded to the 1300 block of 17th Avenue for a report of a work release inmate “with no teeth” who was accusing her neighbors of stealing her car.

10:15 a.m.: Greeley police responded to the 200 block of 35th Avenue for a report of two dogs that urinated in the caller’s yard overnight.

4:30 p.m.: Greeley police responded to the 6300 block of 13th Street Road for a report of a prairie dog that attacked the caller’s dog.

5 p.m.: A resident called Greeley police to find out how long a convicted felon has to wait before they can purchase a firearm.

6:30 p.m.: Greeley police responded to the 1500 block of 7th Avenue for a report of a woman who thought she was being spied on. The woman said she was injured in August and could not work. The woman believed her company was spying on her to make sure she was in fact injured. The woman told police she purchased special spy-proof shoes.

Tuesday, June 9

1:30 a.m.: Greeley police responded to the 2600 block of 1st Street for an attempted theft report. The caller told police her car had been broken into the previous night, so her boyfriend hid in the car to catch the perpetrators when they returned. Three suspects did, in fact, return that morning, but they pepper sprayed the caller’s boyfriend before he got the chance to chase after them.

6:45 a.m.: Greeley police responded to the 1000 block of 6th Street for a report of a suspicious person. The caller was told by police to call back whenever her neighbors were “acting silly.” The caller said her neighbors were drunk, possibly high on marijuana and were definitely “putting on a show.”