Fort Collins Craigslist Missed Connections – Week of 6/29

It's the start of the work week, and you know what that means? Time to update our Fort Collins Craigslist "Missed Connections" and see who is looking for love in all the wrong places in Northern Colorado!

You know the drill...we give you the "missed connection" below. And you never know. You could be the person being described and love could be right around the corner for you!

1.) YOU HAVE A 72 CHARGER SE - w4m - FT COLLINS

"You approached me at the carwash on N. College and asked me about my Chevelle. Then you helped me wash it and told me about your Charger. I used to have one too,only it was a 73. I wasn't having the best day that day but in all honesty,I thought you were attractive and LOVED YOUR ENTHUSIASM FOR OLD MUSCLE CARS!! I WOULD LOVE TO GO FOR A RIDE IN YOUR CHARGER SOMETIME!! If the feeling was mutual,contact me so we can have some fun!!"

(For some reason, I can't get Billy Ocean's "Get Outta My Dream" outta my head...)

2.) YOU WERE SWIMMING AT THE POOL...-w4m- FORT COLLINS

"Long chance this is....

But I decided, what the heck. You seemed like such a nice guy (I like nice) and very attractive. My friend who was with her daughter said you played with your two little ones "like a single dad would". Pretty much had the pool to ourselves. If, by any snowballs chance in heck you actually read this, get back to me if you're interested (and single).

:)"

(I hope they waited 30 minutes after they ate to go swimming in the pool...)

3.) TIMNATH WALMART SATURDAY AROUND 11:30 - m4w - TIMNATH

"I always wonder how much of a long shot these postings are...

We crossed paths a couple of times.

You were in a sun dress, with long blonde hair and amazing blue eyes. You are tall, to boot.

I was wearing a green short sleeve shirt and jeans.

We smiled at each other a couple of times as we came around the aisles.

Your are a polite, pleasant and attractive lady that I would like to get to know.

I wonder if your are taken. Maybe not and maybe your or a friend will see this.

A guy can hope...

M"

(Watch for falling prices. And missed connections. And the Oreos that are on sale in aisle three)

4.) WOMAN AT BURGER KING - m4w - FORT COLLINS

"I saw you today at burger king today around two . I saw you smile as you got into your vehicle if you see this post I would more than happy to hear from you"

(Have it your way...right away...at Burger King. And Craigslist.)

5.) 3 MILLION PEOPLE DISLIKE MY FACE...-w4m

".....according to the t shirt that so tightly covered your heaving chest. You were at the 7/11 at Prospect and Overland today around 12:30. You have wild hair and tattoos. When you caught me staring, your almond eyes pierced through me and your quick, bashful smile made me so wet. You have this amazing energy. You're 6'8" tall.

I'm 5'11" 135 lbs with long dark hair. Remember?
I left before you and waited in my car, but when you came outside to your silver VW, I lost my courage. I followed you to your nearby home and chickened out again. I went home and returned after 5:30. I was about to get out and knock on your door but this run down looking person pulled into your driveway in an old red car.
Is she your roommate, lover, or worse?
Reply back with what I watched you put in your cup."

(What was in that Slurpee she bought? A round of Slurpees for everyone!)