So ready for things to get weird? Take a seat and how about we talk about your underwear. And what the difference is between those who are single versus married.

As Distractify made me kind of throw up in my mouth reading this, I of course had to share it with you. You can thank me later.

How Confident You Are

According to some analysts, women who wear g-strings are more confident about displaying their body and more likely to get "freaky" in the bedroom.

In The Bedroom

Single people supposedly are less likely to change underwear on a daily basis than married people, like 82 percent versus 88 percent. I have to ask, how is that data collected and who would admit to that? Gross.

High Maintanence?

Some say if you go just the plain white cotton route for your undergarments you tend to be low maintenance. So in other words if your undies are anything else, you are high maintenance. This explains so much.

How Immature You Are...

If you wear tighty whities, you need to grow up. Enough said.

Punished

Is underwear that does not fit right or does not cover enough mess with your mood? Is that the underwear gods way of punishing you? Or does that go along with the whole single versus married statistic? Either way, it throws off your mojo.

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