Describe Yourself in Three Fictional Characters: Shelby Edition

Anyone on Facebook (read:everyone and their religious quote-posting mom) has been hopping on this 'describe yourself in three fictional characters' thing.

I'm going to do what literally everyone does and say, 'I don't normally do this but...'

...It looks fun, so I'm playing along. My closet looks like the love child of Bliss Cavendar and Linsday Weir, so from the pool of combat boot-loving, oversize-jacket-wearing angsty fake-red-haired-gals, these are my three:

Who are your three?  Shout out to our weekender, Scruggs. She posted the door from Friends. You do you.