Check Out This List at What Every State Is Best and Worst at

Colorado was listed in this new survey as "least obese" which I found odd since we have legal marijuana. I assume this will change when the munchies kick in.

While I was surprised at many of these facts some I wasn't. Like New York having the highest salaries. Have you seen the prices for things in New York? I'm surprised minimum wage isn't $36 an hour. I paid over $12 for a pack of smokes on my Honor Flight Northern Colorado Endurance Ride last year and almost fainted on the spot.

What I really want to know though is how did they determine that North Dakota was best at having the largest penises in the country? Someone, anyone, please explain this to me? One would assume California with it's pornography industry would have had that one locked up.

Here are a handful of some that may be obvious: (Best/Worst)

• Texas - Most Wind Energy/Fewest high school graduates
• Alaska - Most Pilots Per Capita/Highest chlamydia rate
• Georgia - Top Peanut Producer/Least integrity
• Wisconsin - Biggest Cheese Producer/Highest incarceration rate of Blacks
• Utah - Most Charitable/Nerdiest state

And here are a few you would never know: (Best/Worst)

• Colorado - Least Obese/Most Cocaine Use
• Wyoming - Lowest rate of syphilis (enter your own sheep joke)/Highest suicide rate
• Nevada - Most Hot Springs/Highest divorce rate (Duh)
• Montana - Longest Cat Lifespans/Most traffic fatalities

It's all shocking, I know. You can thank me later for sharing this phenomenal list of oddities to which you may not have slept well unless you had seen them.

Hey, I do what I can for all of humanity.